cocktailwarrior: (pursed lips)
[personal profile] cocktailwarrior
"Right," Mona said. "So we're mixing mezcal, bloodwine, ketchup, chocolate milk, and pickle juice. In mason jars."

She did not envy the people volunteering to drink this cocktail. She'd seen a lot of crazy stuff in her years as a bartender -- she'd done a lot of it herself, even -- but this was perhaps the weirdest.

"Good luck to all of you."

[Minor OCD below will be removed in post, I wanted to give you all room to have to talk each other into drinking this sucker as needed]

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-19 08:52 pm (UTC)
wouldbenagus: (hello there!)
From: [personal profile] wouldbenagus
"Just a savvy business man. Not my fault you can't see a fine bottle of whiskey when you see one. This is fifty years old! Finely aged. Guaranteed to wipe out all those nasty, pickley flavors. . . ."

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-19 09:24 pm (UTC)
1000yearstoolate: (stern)
From: [personal profile] 1000yearstoolate
"Why would I want good whiskey after that?" Seivarden asked, looking at Quark as if he was stupid.

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-19 09:26 pm (UTC)
wouldbenagus: (hmph)
From: [personal profile] wouldbenagus
"Why would you want bad?" Quark asked, giving her the same look in return.

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-19 09:29 pm (UTC)
1000yearstoolate: (Default)
From: [personal profile] 1000yearstoolate
"Why would I want to waste money?" Seivarden snapped back.

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-19 09:32 pm (UTC)
wouldbenagus: (I never)
From: [personal profile] wouldbenagus
"Paying for fine goods isn't a waste of money!" Quark said, looking personally offended. "It's what money's for!"

Or for hoarding in preparation for the afterlife, but it wasn't like Seivarden was a Ferengi or anything. She might as well use her money.

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-20 11:09 am (UTC)
1000yearstoolate: (slightly upwards)
From: [personal profile] 1000yearstoolate
"I'm just being selective about how I spend my money," Seivarden replied, making a face at the horrible taste in her mouth.

Re: The portal closes

Date: 2018-04-20 03:22 pm (UTC)
wouldbenagus: (I never)
From: [personal profile] wouldbenagus
"Well you're not getting any free whiskey from me, honey! You can forget about that!"

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