cocktailwarrior: (pursed lips)
Mona ([personal profile] cocktailwarrior) wrote2018-04-19 12:12 pm
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Portal closure preplay

"Right," Mona said. "So we're mixing mezcal, bloodwine, ketchup, chocolate milk, and pickle juice. In mason jars."

She did not envy the people volunteering to drink this cocktail. She'd seen a lot of crazy stuff in her years as a bartender -- she'd done a lot of it herself, even -- but this was perhaps the weirdest.

"Good luck to all of you."

[Minor OCD below will be removed in post, I wanted to give you all room to have to talk each other into drinking this sucker as needed]
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regretiz4suckas: (perched)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] regretiz4suckas 2018-04-20 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"That is the least motivating thing ever." Kenzi looked at the drink, and sighed heavily. "We're sure it doesn't have, I dunno, peanut butter in it? Or anything peanut-like?"
myownface: (Hrmmm)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] myownface 2018-04-20 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Trust me, if it had peanut butter in it, it'd be worse, because then it'd be sticking to the roof of my mouth," Sparkle shared. "I'm sorry, Kenz. This isn't gonna kill you, it's just gonna make you wish it did."
regretiz4suckas: (More booze!)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] regretiz4suckas 2018-04-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"We who are about to cry," she toasted him with her mason jar, "salute you."

Chug chug chug chug oh god oh *whyyyy*....

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Kenzi tried not to taste her own tongue, but that was nearly impossible. Also: "DIZZY. Buzzy! Point me at that portal, so I can puke it back to nothing!"
myownface: (Throwin' Crap.)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] myownface 2018-04-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Save your puke for after we save the day," Sparkle laughed, and then swung a hand out to clap her on the back.

He missed.

Yeah, that bloodwine packed a kick.
Edited 2018-04-20 02:12 (UTC)
regretiz4suckas: (Kenzisalute)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] regretiz4suckas 2018-04-20 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I don' wanna save the puke! I want to kill the puke!" Kenzi spun around to face Sparkle, then kept spinning. Wheeeeeeee! "Wait, can we burn it, or would that make it smell worse?"
myownface: (Oh Yeah?)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] myownface 2018-04-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Doesn't matter," Sparkle decided. "Because all I'm gonna smell is ketchup for the rest of my friggin' life."

He pointed at the portal.

"KILL IT."
regretiz4suckas: (stomp!)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] regretiz4suckas 2018-04-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"DEATH TO THE VOID! KLINGON BLOOD DEATH!" Kenzi fell over, but was still pointing toward the portal. "DEATHY DEATH!"
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