cocktailwarrior: (pursed lips)
Mona ([personal profile] cocktailwarrior) wrote2018-04-19 12:12 pm

Portal closure preplay

"Right," Mona said. "So we're mixing mezcal, bloodwine, ketchup, chocolate milk, and pickle juice. In mason jars."

She did not envy the people volunteering to drink this cocktail. She'd seen a lot of crazy stuff in her years as a bartender -- she'd done a lot of it herself, even -- but this was perhaps the weirdest.

"Good luck to all of you."

[Minor OCD below will be removed in post, I wanted to give you all room to have to talk each other into drinking this sucker as needed]
1000yearstoolate: (looking down at you)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2018-04-20 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
"You're lying." Seivarden saw through it. She offered Sparkle half a smile, though.
myownface: (Trouble Smile)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] myownface 2018-04-20 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
"I am," Sparkle confirmed merrily. "But it'll get you pretty fucking smashed and you'll be able to drink without having your soul sucked out by walking hamburger monsters, so at least there's a trade-off."
1000yearstoolate: (Default)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2018-04-20 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I actually prefer it when you're being honest," Seivarden said, wrinkling her nose as she stared down her jar.
myownface: (Smirky)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] myownface 2018-04-20 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I mean, I could get into detail about all the, like, the flavours and the chewy undertones, but I'm pretty sure you'd run outta here screaming."

Sparkle was helpful.
1000yearstoolate: (oh fuck)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2018-04-20 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I said honest, not going into detail."

She took a deep breath, then downed the contents of the jar. It left her coughing, wiping her mouth, and making a disgusted face.

"Please give me something else to drink. Now."
myownface: (Lil Unconvinced Smile)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] myownface 2018-04-20 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Portal first, then more drinking," Sparkle replied cheerfully, gesturing with his jar toward the swirling... thing. "Otherwise you just did that for nothing!"

Did it make him a bad person if he enjoyed watching Seivarden squirm like this?
1000yearstoolate: (slightly upwards)

Re: Drink and react to the cocktail

[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2018-04-20 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Considering that this was Seivarden, probably not.

Seivarden groaned and leaned against Sparkle's arm. "At least my head is spinning."